Newsflash

At first I wanted to write a long post about White and Black Lists of affiliate programs and why you shouldn't be so reflexive if your favorite affiliate program is not on the list you wanted it to be on. But in the middle of the thought I remembered that «wanted» is just a hotel in English and in general don't fuck living by some wishes!

Newsflash number one.

Streamer Melstroy burned 50k$ live on air! Seemed like he burned it and burned it, fuck it, but in the broadcast chat you could see several hundred people claiming sick grandmothers/children/kittens - who should have been given that 50k. The cunt was relentless and scorched the bills with great gusto. Alas, the expectations of a good half of the audience were not fulfilled and Melstroy itself did not ignite.

Dnovost Second.

Slotshunter, aka Shamil, did a podcast with porn actress and current casino streamer LuxuryGirl. (jerked off a couple times). The podcast didn't go in, didn't get through the whole thing. Not letting the guest talk, imposing his position and regularly interrupting - it's fucked up. I would easily forgive Joe Rogan for that, but no one else. I especially enjoyed the story about how hard it is to shit while sailing on a yacht, and the guest's reaction to it. It's probably hard to surprise a person with the difficulties of going to the toilet if that person has had a dick in his ass many times... At the moment the podcast has been taken down from YouTube, the guest's husband was initially against its publication. He can be understood, it's not nice when your lady of the heart is filmed with two bearded types.

Bottom Three

Streamer Vitus hit the progressive jackpot in Divine Fortune slot again, and streamer Carsen didn't even take off his pants before taking a shit. Neither of which is fucking surprising.

News #4.

⚰️Kick everything! The main domain of the platform is now blocked. Previously only specific addresses of specific streamers were blocked. The registry date is 02/27/2024. Press F to type F. Mellstroy from the second news item has already written to the US Fed tech support asking, «Can I roll a backup of the 50k dollars I burned?».»

5

In the city of military glory Dubai there was another gathering of affiliates, affiliates and other representatives of the superior race. Well, it passed and passed, nobody gives a fuck. Whatever people do there, as long as they don't stick dirhams between their toes.